Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
A
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Been
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Boy
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
You've
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Good
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Became part of the cult.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Encountered a disconnection bug.
